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Three wealthy men were sitting at a bar the day after Valentine’s Day. The first man said: “I love my wife so much I got her something that goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds!” The other men were confused until he said: “I got her a white sports car!”
Then one of them says: “That’s funny I love my wife so much that I got her something that goes from 0 to 100 in 2 seconds.” “What kind of a car is that?” The other men ask. “A Ferrari,” says the man with a huge grin on his face.
The last man, who has had a smirky smile on his face says: “Well that’s impressive and all but what I bought for my wife goes from 0 to 200 in 1 second!” “Impossible!” The other men exclaim. “Oh but it is,” says the last man. “She’s gained a ton of weight so I bought her a scale.”